Your laugh for the day

Dear people who say they’re a ninja when they catch things after dropping them,

Ninja’s don’t drop things.

Sincerely, a ninja

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Dear Lady Gaga,

It’s okay. I have a st-tuttering problem too.

Sincerely, P-p-p-porky the P-p-pig

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Dear optimist,

That’s not a light at the end of a tunnel, that’s the train.

Sincerely, pessimist

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Dear Cupcakes,

The fact that you cover yourselves up with icing says a lot about your self-esteem.

Sincerely, Muffins

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Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed

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Dear Short People,

No I don’t play basketball, do you play miniature golf?

Sincerely, tall people

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Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving ‘til 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

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Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

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Dear Yahoo,

I’ve never heard anyone say, “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it…” Just saying…

Sincerely, Google

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Dear Justin Bieber,

Ariel would really love her voice back.

Sincerely, King Triton

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Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.

Sincerely, Jack

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Dear Taylor Swift,

If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.

Sincerely, Shakespeare

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Dear Rubik’s Cube,

Done!

Sincerely, colour-blind

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Dear windshield wipers,

Can’t touch this.

Sincerely, that little triangle